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Runescape - Recipe for Disaster Quest Guide





Recipe for Disaster Quest Guide


Thanks go to michelelee and rwelch for writing this quest guide

The cook in Lumbridge has a surprisingly small number of ingredients to hand in his kitchen, possibly as a result of an endless stream of newcomers with light fingers taking anything that isn't nailed down from his kitchen.

Luckily, in the past a kind Cooks Assistant was willing to help him in his culinary duties, but now a problem has appeared that could spell... a Recipe For Disaster!

Almost all members may attempt to solve his tricky predicament, and be rewarded accordingly, but only the very elite of Questers will be able to put paid to his problem permanently!

Start point:
Lumbridge Castle Kitchen
To start:
Speak to the Cook
Quest difficulty/length:
Master/Long
Members only:
Yes
Minimum requirements:
  • Quest
  • Level 10 Cooking
  • Plus requirements for chosen subquests
Items Needed:
  • Throughout the ENTIRE quest teleport runes, Amulet of Glory and such
  • You will be all over the Runescape world. So be sure to read ahead to figure out what you need in what areas and when!!

This is a long quest with lots of different requirements. It has been broken into different parts: the beginning, 8 mini-quests, and the finish. You can use the links below to jump to a certain part.

The Beginning
Dwarf
Goblin Generals
Pirate Pete
Lumbridge Guide
Evil Dave
Skrach Uglogwee
Sir Amik Varze
Awowogei
The Finish


The Beginning

  1. Head to Lumbridge to begin your quest by speaking with the Cook in the castle. He will explain how he is wanting to make a great feast like his ancester did and needs your help. You will need the following ingredients:
    • one Eye of Newt
    • a "Dirty Blast"
    • a Rotten Tomato
    • a glass of Greenmans Ale

    *Eye of Newt is sold in the Herblore Shop in Taverly.

    *The Dirty Blast is a gnome cocktail. You can get a cocktail book from Hudo along with the ingredients, and if you have not done the cocktail thing with Blurberry you can go talk to him to get all the ingredients for a Fruit Blast at once free. In a shaker mix a pineapple, a lemon, and an orange. Then use with a cocktail glass. Then use a slice of lemon (use a knife with the lemon) with the glass to make a Fruit Blast. Then add ashes to it to make a dirty blast. **If you need the ingredients talk to the Barman at the bar in the Grand Tree, they sell lemons, oranges, and cocktail shakers. Sometimes there is too many people trying to buy the stuff from the ingredient store next to the bar. You must make the Fruit Blast, it can not be bought from the Barman or from another player.

    *You can buy a Rotten Tomato from the crate near the cells in the jailer areas in the city. Or if you have time you can even make it by filling a compost bin full of tomatoes and waiting for them to rot.

    *You can buy Greenmans Ale from the bar in Yanille.
    ( Done)

  2. Once you get all the ingredients head to the Lumbridge Castle to speak with the Cook to give him the ingredients. Once you do so you will have finished the first part of the quest. Now head into the Dining area to move on.
    ( Done)

  3. When you go in to the Dining Room you will be introduced to each member of the dinner in a flash movie. Next talk to the Gypsy.
    ( Done)

  4. Before leaving go ahead and inspect each member of the dinner party to save time running some. When done you will see there are 8 mini quests to do.
    ( Done)

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The Mini Quests:


Dwarf

Length/Difficulty:
Short/Novice
Requirements:
Must have completed Fishing Contest
Items Needed:
Money (500 should cover it)
Milk
Flour
Egg
Bowl of Water
Teleport runes
Gloves
Weapon and Armor (if you want for a level 13 Icefiend)
       or
Ice Gloves (Must complete the Hero's Quest to get)
  1. You need to go speak to his dad located in the under mountain passage. He is the old dwarf. You try to explain to him what happened and he won't give you the Rock Cake recipe. But if you can find out what type of beer he likes it will help.

  2. Head to the bar in Falador and talk to Emily it cost me 200gp to get the recipe. The beer for the dwarf is Asgarnian Ale with a coin dropped in. It will become a Asgarnian Ale (g) that dwarfs love. Make a few he doesn't want just one. It took 6 in row for me, so stock up.. and once he had enough it will do like a cutscene and then he will tell you he could make you the cakes for 100gp and needs milk, flour, egg, and bowl of water. Give the ingredients to the dwarf and he then makes you a cake. You need to wear gloves to pick it up off table. Wearing Ice Gloves will cool the cake when you pick it up. If you do not have Ice Gloves, you'll need to cool the cakes, so go top Ice Mountain, kill a Icefiend (only level 13) and their dying breath will cool the cake.

  3. Head back to Lumbridge to feed the cake to the dwarf there.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
1,000 Cooking exp
1,000 Slayer exp
Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

( Done)

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Goblin Generals

Length/Difficulty:
Short/Novice
Requirements:
Must have completed Goblin Diplomacy
Items Needed:
Charcoal
an Orange
Purple Dye
Bait
Spice
Bread
Knife
Bucket of Water
  1. Head to the goblin town north of Falador. Talk to a goblin then head to the building with a ladder to climb down to talk to the goblin cook. You will need to get an ingredient for the cook which is Charcoal.

  2. Once you have the charcoal be sure to return and give it to the goblin cook. It will go to a funny cutscene. Then you will eventually learn the item they will both eat. You need to collect:
    • Orange slices not orange
    • Maggots that aren't bland
    • Bread which isn't crunchy

    *Orange slices not orange is done by using dye on the slices.. I used Purple dye which is obtainable from a respawn in Ardougne located south of the Castle. (I heard red doesn't work)

    *Maggots that aren't bland is from buying Bait and using Spice on them which you get from the guy in Ardougne market place.

    *Bread not soggy is made by using Bread with bucket of Water.

  3. Once you get the ingredients go back to the goblin cook. You will then get Slop of Compromise.

  4. Head to Lumbridge Castle to feed it to the 2 goblins to free them.

Quest complete:
1 Quest Point
1,000 Cooking exp
1,000 Crafting exp
1,000 Farming exp
Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

( Done)

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Pirate Pete

Length/Difficulty:
Medium/Intermediate
Requirements:
Level 31 Cooking
Items Needed:
Raw Cod
Bread
Knife
Mortar and Pestle
Fishbowl
Needle
3 spools of Bronze Wire
  1. Talk to the Cook to find out the ingredients to make the fish cakes to save pirate pete. You need:
    • Ground Cod (Use a mortar and pestle with a raw cod)
    • Breadcrumbs (Use a knife with a loaf of bread)
    • Ground Kelp (Use a mortar and pestle with Kelp)
    • Ground Giant Crab Meat (Use mortar and pestle with giant crab meat)

  2. To get the kelp and giant crab meat go see Murphy at Port Khazard. You will need to bring him a fish bowl to make a diving helmet. After you bring him the fishbowl he makes it into a diving helmet and gives you the Diving Apparatus.

  3. Put them on and talk to Murphy again and he will take you diving if you do not weigh more than 27kg. **Items needed and weapon is about all you need. The creatures you fight are not tough.

  4. Once you are underwater head north, there will be kelps plants you pick the kelp off of, continue north and you will see a fenced in area that has the crabs. Talk to Nung and he tells you to get 5 big skippy skins.

  5. Head to the west and you will see an underwater cave entrance you will need to pick up rocks until it says you have enough before you can enter. Kill 5 of the mudskippers and pick up the skins. Take them back to Nung.

  6. He then tells you he needs a needle and 3 spools of bronze wire. Give him the needle and bronze wire and he'll let you in to kill the giant crabs. You will need to pick up 5 more rocks to go in.

  7. Kill a crab to get the meat and head back to the anchor to get out. **If you want you can get the crab shell and use a chisel on it to make hat or gloves with them.

  8. Use the mortar and pestle with all the ingredients.

  9. Go back to Lumbridge to talk to the Cook again to find out how to make the fish cakes. Combine the ingredients then cook the raw fish cake.

  10. Give the fish cake to Pirate Pete.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
1,000 Cooking exp
1,000 Fishing exp
1,000 Smithing exp
1,000 Crafting exp
Access to the Mogre Camp

( Done)

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Lumbridge Guide

Length/Difficulty:
Short/Intermediate
Requirements:
Items Needed:
Egg
Flour
Milk
Cake Tin
  1. You need to speak to Traiborn in the Wizard Tower (south of Draynor Village), he is up the stairs. You will asked about the Cake of Guidance. You will need to get egg, flour and milk.

  2. Once you get the ingredients head back to Traiborn in the Wizards Tower. You will then have a series of quizes. If you get a questions wrong you will have to start the quiz over. Some of the questions to enchant the egg and milk can be tough, click here to see some of the possible questions.

  3. For the egg you will be presented with characters from around Runescape and you must name them successfully. He will hold on to the egg.

  4. Then talk to him again and enchant the milk. You have to answer 3 general questions about the lands.

  5. Now talk to him again to enchant the flour. You will shown a selection of items then when done viewing you have 3 questions to answer to enchant the flour.

  6. Then take the ingredients and make it as you would a regular cake and cook it on a range. Then head to Lumbridge to feed it to the guide.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
2,500 Cooking exp
2,500 Magic exp
Increased accesss to the Culinaromancer's Chest

( Done)

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Evil Dave

Length/Difficulty:
Medium/Intermediate
Requirements:
Items Needed:
Stews (I had to make 16 before I had my right combination)
Kitten/Cat
  1. Head to Edgeville and talk to Dave. He is in the basement of the house west of the bank. His mother is Doris. Once down in the basement you will see Hellrats. Speak to Evil Dave to find out what he ate. Then go up and talk to his mom to find out what she uses. She tells you the Hellrats stole them so go grab your cat and go kill some Hellrats. (**This is where your cat may become a Hell-Cat) And you will get Spices, which there is 4 colors: Orange, Red, Brown and Yellow. Red is the rarer of the four to get. You will pick up canister ranging from 1 to 4 doses or dashes you could say.

  2. It is random as to what spices you need to add for Dave to like it. But if you make lots of stews you can try one of one spice and then let him taste it then try 2 of that spice and so on and he will eventually tell you if it is the right one. Then try the next color spice and go from one and up. Keep in mind some spice color might not be used at all. And after while try the spices together with the ones he said was ok at the right amount. For me it took 1 dash of orange, 2 dashes of brown, 3 dashes of yellow and 3 dashes of red was my spice sequence. The sequence for another player was 3 orange, 1 brown, 3 yellow, 2 red.

  3. Head back to lumbridge with the stew once Evil Dave says it's right and feed it to him at the feast.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
7,000 Cooking exp
Ability to make Spicy Stew
Ability to own a Hell-Cat
More access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

( Done)

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Skrach Uglogwee

Length/Difficulty:
Medium/Intermediate
Requirements:
Items Needed:
Ogre Bow and Arrows
Woodcutting Axe
Pickaxe
Knife
Bellows
Logs
Tinderbox
Ball of Wool
Iron Spit (smith a iron bar)
  1. Ok, talk to the Cook to learn you need to go see Rantz on how to make a Jubbly Chompy. Rantz is located in the Feldip Hills, on your way there mine a rock from the little mining area there. Talk to Rantz. If you need bellows head up to the cave and get it out of the chest in there.

  2. Head southeast to speak to Rantz again. You will help him make a boat so he can go to Karamaja. Use axe to trim off the roots of the tree. Then talk to Rantz. Use your axe with the tree again to hollow it out. Now talk to Rantz again and he will tell you that you need to get to where he shot his stabby and cook some chompy to lure his kids over.

  3. To do the luring you need chompy bird. You will need to weild your ogre comp and arrows and fill your bellows and go grab 2 frogs. You drop one and kill a chompy bird then use the raw chompy on the iron spit.

  4. You will now have to go to the western/Members side of Karamja Island. Head to the General Store north of Tai Bwo Wannai. Go south west along the beach, you will pass Fanellaman and a boat, keep going south. You will get to a palm tree with an ogre arrow in it next to a plant. Examine the tree, light a fire next to it, and cook the skewered chompy. You will see the ogres with the boat. Board the Ogre Boat and go back to Rantz. Talk to him to find out how to get Jubbly.

  5. You use the last dose in your bellow to inflate the bloated toad into a balloon toad, it automatically uses your rock and ball of wool. Place this down and wait and get the jubbly, same as with the chompy. I took me three tries to get one to appear before my toad deflated. Then take the raw jubbly and use it on Rantz Ogre spit near the cave.

  6. Head to lumbridge and feed it to Skrach.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
1,500 Cooking exp
1,500 Woodcutting exp
1,500 Ranged exp
1,500 Crafting exp
Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

( Done)

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Sir Amik Varze

Length/Difficulty:
Long/Experienced
Requirements:
Items Needed:
Woodcutting Axe
Machete
Sweetcorn (uncooked)
Pot
Milk
Pot of Cream
Pestle and Mortar
Raw Chicken
Weapon/Armor
Anti-dragon Shield
Food
Potions - (Supers, Prayers)
Ice Gloves
Anti-FireBreath Potion would be helpful
  1. Talk to the cook to learn how to make Creme Brulee Supreme. You will need the following:
    • Bucket of Milk
    • Pot of Cream
    • Cornflour
    • Vanilla Pod
    • Egg from Evil Chicken

    *Cornflour is made by using sweetcorn at a windmill.
    *Vanilla pod is found in the Kharazi Jungle.
    *Evil chicken egg you will need to talk to the Wise Old Man in draynor.
    *Dramen Branch is gotten from the dungeon on Entrana where you will need teleport runes to get out so you don't have to walk out into the Wilderness.

    To make you will add a bucket of milk to a pot of cream. Then add cornflour to the mixture. Add a vanilla pod. To the mixture add the Evil chicken Egg. Sprinkle on top of the brulee some cinnamon. Which is made from Dramen Branch used with Pestle and Mortar. Now you need to get a dragon to flambe the creme brulee.

  2. Head to the Khazari Jungle located south of Shilo Village to get the vanilla pod. You will need a machete and a woodcutting axe to get in the jungle. Along the edge of the jungle kind of in the middle near sand is the vanilla pod plant.

  3. Now it is time to bank all armor and so forth to go to Entrana to get the dramen branch to make cinnamon. Don't forget an Amulet of Glory or teleport runes. (see Lost City Quest if you need directions for getting the dramen branch.)

  4. Head back to the Draynor Village bank and get your pestle and mortar to use with the dramen branch to make cinnamon, and then grab ingredients and mix them all except for the cinnamon. It is last and you need to get the evil egg yet. Grab your Dramen Staff, armor, weapon, anti-dragon shield, and Ice Gloves. You will also need a raw chicken (to use on the alter in Zanaris), food, and prayer pots along with anything you feel you need to fight the evil chicken and a black dragon. Talk to the Wise Old Man (north of the bank) if you have not already done it.

  5. Head to Zanaris (Lost City) and once you get there turn to alter to the north of you there and use the raw chicken with it. There are Black Dragons inside. You will go north to get to the evil chicken, double check your prayer just to be on the safe side. Use Protect from Prayer to kill the Evil chicken and then grab the egg and use it with your brulee mixture then use your cinnamon with the brulee. (NOTE: If you log out in the Evil Chicken lair you will be placed back in the Lost City.)

  6. Now go kill a Black dragon and it will drop a token grab it and leave the area back out through the portal. Now rub the token and a Fairy Dragon will appear granting you a wish and have it flambe your brulee. Once done it will return you back to Zanaris.

  7. Now head to Lumbridge and feed the Flambe Brulee to Sir Armik Varze.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
4k Cooking exp
4k Hitpoints exp
Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

( Done)

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Awowogei

Length/Difficulty:
Long/Experienced
Requirements:
  • Level 70 Cooking
  • Level 48 Agility
  • Must have completed Monkey Madness
Items Needed:
Monkey Ammy (M'speak)
Monkey GreeGree (**You need one of each: Gorilla, Ninja & Zombie)
Gold Pieces (500gp should be enough unless you need to make more greegree then you will need about 6k)
Teleport Runes
Anti-poison
Rope
Weapon/Armor
Energy pots can be helpful
Pestle and Mortar
Knife
  1. Head to Ape Atoll and speak with Awowogei (in a small building guarded by Elder Guards in the south east part of town, south of the temple) and you will see that he can not release that sensitive information. But head north to the temple and north of the temple entrance is 3 monkeys (one can't hear one can't see and one can't speak). Talk to them to find the favorite dish, a giant snake stuffed with a banana and monkey nut paste. Ingredients needed are:
    • 1 Banana
    • Monkey Nuts
    • Giant Snake

  2. There is a store to the west of the temple that sells bananas and monkey nuts. Buy a banana and monkey nuts then go back to the 3 monkeys and they tell you it is the wrong banana that you need a red banana. This red banana tree is located west of Marim along the western edge of the island. You need to be the GORILLA monkey and then use a rope with the tree and pull the tree down to pick one red banana. Return to the 3 monkeys and show them your Monkey nuts to hear them tell you that it wrong nuts. You need Tchiki Nuts located in the agility course south of the city. When doing the obastacle course you need to be the NINJA monkey, while doing it you will come across a hole in the ground that you climb down in. You then pick the nuts from the bush. The hole is after the rope swing.

  3. Now for the Giant Snake (level 84) you will head to Crash Island. Go east of Lumdo and Waydar you will see a dungeon entrance, go inside. You will be in the center of a room with big snakes. Kill one, grab the corpse, and head back to Ape Atoll.

  4. Now use a knife with a banana to slice it and use the nuts with a pestle and mortar to make a paste then use the paste on the snake. Return to the temple, on the lower level is a red line on the mini map and a crack in the wall which is an exit that you go in and change into a ZOMBIE monkey. Use the stuffed snake with the snake looking rock to cook it.

  5. Head back to Lumbridge now and feed the Stuffed Giant Snake to Awowogei.

Quest Finished:
1 Quest Point
10,000 Cooking exp
10,000 Agility exp
Ape Atoll Teleport

**ATTENTION: For the other greegrees you will need:

  • 3 Monkey Talismans:
    • Buy these from Tutab (runs the Rune Shop) for about 1000gp each
  • Bones from:
    • Gorilla: kill a Temple Guard (level 167) big temple building, far east
    • Ninja: kill Padulah (level 149) in the center of town (portect from missile is recommended) or the other ninja monkey
    • Zombie: go down the trapdoor on the western side of the temple and kill zombie

Take the Money Talismans and bones to Zooknock (in the dungeon west of where you land on the Ape Atoll). Talk to him, ask him to make you another monkey talisman. Give him a set of the bones and then a monkey talisman. He will give you the Monkey Greegree. Talk to him again, ask about the monkey talisman, etc.... Do this until all 3 have been made.

( Done)

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The Finish

Difficulty:
Experienced
Requirements:
175 Quest points
Must have completed all subquests listed above
Must have completed Desert Treasure
Must have completed Horror From The Deep
Ability to fight tough, high level enemies

Once you finish all the mini-quests you go to a cutscene. You will have to go through portal to finish him off but before you do you need to get prepared for the battle. You have no prayer available to you and your stats drop on one of the bosses. If you die you WILL lose stuff.

  1. The first phase I wore rune and took my dragon long (dds works too) and lots of food and super set. You will be battling: Agrith-Na-Na lvl 146, I melee'd and ate food. If you feel you may be in trouble you can teleport or go back through the portal. And you can leave to go back to bank in the basement through the trapdoor in the kitchen to replenish. And come back where you left off. Don't know if you leave during a battle if there health remains where you got it to or not. I only left in between battles.
    ( Done)

  2. The second one is: Flambeed lvl 149, I kicked him to death since I had my dragon long and he made it to hot to hold, be sure to wear Ice Gloves to be able to wield your weapon.
    ( Done)

  3. The third one was: Karamel lvl 136, now this one drains your stats so you need stat restore. I had tried using a dds on this one and seemed to take forever for me and had worn my rune but since it is magic you should wear range armor. Spells work well against this boss.
    ( Done)

  4. The fourth boss stage was: Dessourt lvl 121, he hit fast and often of 5's and 10's. But was pretty simple. Just melee'd and ate food.
    ( Done)

  5. The 5th one was Gelatinnoth Mother lvl 130, you need to beat her as you did the dagganoth boss. Use the method in which matches the color she turns into. Those are:
    • White - Air attack
    • Blue - Water attack
    • Red - Fire attack
    • Brown - Earth attack
    • Green - Ranged
    • Orange - Melee
    ( Done)

  6. After you defeat this one next up is the Culinamancer himself, he is a lvl 75. He hits hard but he has low hitpoints. So food and super pots will do the trick. I melee him with dds and wearing rune armor. When you finish him it goes to a cutscene which is slightly funny. And then you are brought back from the portal.

Quest Complete:
1 Quest Point
20,000 exp lamp (Antique Lamp) (Note: The skill you use the lamp on must be at least level 50.)
FULL access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

Below is a full list of the things you can buy from the Culinaromancer's Chest

Food
Chocolate bar: 13gp      
Cheese: 5gp
Tomatoes: 5gp
Cooking apples: 1gp
Grapes: 1gp
Pot of flour: 13gps
Pizza base: 5gp
Egg: 5gp
Bucket of milk: 7gp
Pot of cream: 2gp
Pat of butter: 5gp
Spice: 299gp
Pie dish: 3gp
Cake tin: 13gp
Bowl: 5gp
Jug: 1gp
Pot: 1gp
Empty cup: 2gp
Bucket: 2gp
Items
Gloves below bronze: 65gp
Bronze gloves: 130gp
Iron gloves: 325gp
Steel gloves: 650gp
Black gloves: 1300gp
Mithril gloves: 1950gp
Adamant gloves: 3250gp
Rune gloves: 6500gp
Dragon gloves: 130000gp
Gloves above dragon: 130000gps

Wooden spoon: 45gp
Egg whisk: 65gp
Spork: 422gp
Spatula: 2496gp
Frying pan: 2158gp
Skewer: 4160gp
Rolling pin: 18720gp
Kitchen knife: 10400gp
Meat tenderiser: 53950gp
Cleaver: 33280gp

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