Wayne
07-15-2005, 05:10 PM
I've known this one guy online for a long time, we loaned stuff back and forth occasionally and just helped each other out overall. Anyway, a few months back I loaned him a dragon longsword and a rune pickaxe. Soon after he got hacked and lost it all, and decided since he was hacked I had no right to have my stuff back (it's been 6-8 months, he's a decently strong character again). Anyway, our conversations have been kind of funny since he's constantly denying that he owes me anything. Since he's so contractory, I figured we could all get some laughs out of it anyway. Here's some quotes of our recorded conversations:
Terrogator: but either way, this is only a game, not realy, but real people.
Me: real people, real and binding agreements.
Terrogator: That *******ares about.
Me: You've told me twice you hate me and five+ times you won't pay me back.
Terrogator: correction, I said you hate me 3 times, and I won't pay you back 6 times.
Me: Correction noted.
Following the above conversation...
Me: ok, you owe me a d-long and a r-pick.
Terrogator: no I don't.
Me: yes you do.
Terrogator: Let me guess, your angry over a game.
Me: No, I'm a bit disappointed in you though.
Me: Like I said, I thought I could trust you.
Terrogator: yeah some bs like that.
Terrogator: whatever then and I thought you where of this earth
Me: aren't i?
Terrogator: probably not.
Me: wow, I didn't know I was an alien. cool!
Terrogator: alright and I don't know you didn't want to be friends.
This happened after I told him I wouldn't enter into any trade deals with him until after he paid me back.
Terrogator: but we can't though from what you said.
Me: I know, sorry. =\
Me: we can deal if you pay me back.
Terrogator: Yeah, in other words, no more trading, so we can't trade at all anymore.
Me: well, you did steal 120k worth of stuff from me.
Terrogator: oh, from now on, whenever you say that, I'm not talking to you.
Me: that's your choice.
Terrogator: although you are trying to destroy our friendship, we still chat huh?
Me: certainly.
Me: since I'm not trying to destroy our friendship, we can chat.
Terrogator: at least, unless you want to destroy something else?
Terrogator: you can't trust me, so why would I trust you especially in the wildy.
Me: because I'm a sworn anti-pker and I don't backstab folks.
Terrogator: if I saw you.
Me: you'd die if you tried.
Terrogator: well, actually, in that case, I would have someone else do it.
Terrogator: that wierd dude he's a lvl-88.
Me: heck, let's have a war. I know several lvl-100s. =]
Terrogator: but I couldn't possibly be that mad at you.
Me: This could be fun.
Terrogator: f u
Me: lol
This one kind of got hilarious. I have no clue if WG would show for something like this or not, would have been cool though. =]
Terrogator: so, nice weather huh?
Terrogator: perfect for swimming would you say?
Me: actually, it's pretty nasty in the abyss.
Terrogator: well, why don't we both go over there, I have some friends that can get nasty if they need to.
Me: don't we all.
Terrogator: and lets clear the area of pkers.
Me: I can probably call up 10-20 lvl 85-110s in a days notice, u?
Me: my clan doesn't like pkers that much
Terrogator: they are always in the wilderness?
Me: 'course not
Terrogator: these are kind of like you guys except they protect people for a small charge
Me: these guys only charge the chance to kill pkers
Terrogator: with those big hammer things
Me: granite mauls? we'll slaughter them. =]
Terrogator: because you're bringing them up against us in a war?
Me: why would I do that?
Terrogator: just saying, maybe with them, your group will be even bigger.
Terrogator: is that what you where planning? geez
Me: of course not, I was responding to your threats.
Terrogator: threats? oh it's on.
Me: lol
Terrogator: ask your guys if they're willing to go up against the strength of the wg's.
Terrogator: wilderness guardians rule the wildy dude. =]
Me: they're not my guys, they're just pk guards.
Me: they're probably our allies then.
Terrogator: you seem to be able to
Terrogator: duhh I said that
Me: lol
This one followed him accusing me of being rude when I told him I was hacked and it cost me the same amount of cash he owes me to replace stuff I had from other people (which is true).
Terrogator: that was what you just said
Me: me telling you to stick it would be rude, but I'm not k?
Me: and I wont.
Terrogator: then don't even go there
Me: just said I wouldn't
Terrogator: sure, also acting like I have to give you 120k.
Me: you're a wierd little man terrogator.
Me: you take my stuff and then don't give it back
Me: then you yell at me for wanting it back
Terrogator: no I'm not, these are freaking words, I'm laughing.
Me: you wheren't laughing last time when you said f u
Terrogator: no, I was constantly laughing
Terrogator: I had to stop playing for a bit to get some water.
Me: cut the **** and face the fact that you stole my stuff.
Terrogator: no not really, because you clearly gave it to me
Terrogator: but nevermind that
Me: I loaned it to you, bit difference there
Me: you said you'd give it back when you where a member again
Me: you are now
Terrogator: no I'm not, I'm in a free world.
Terrogator: and I'll give it back whenever I'm a member for 1 year.
Terrogator: just to make your real life happy.
Me: lol
Me: you think I'm actually mad?
Me: I'm just disappointed that you'd rob me.
Me: I trusted you dude.
Me: and you stabbed me in the bank.
Terrogator: ha, the words coming up so slow make it seem like it.
Me: ?
Terrogator: also, I never stabed anyone in the back.
Terrogator: except with a battleaxe when they picked up a rune plate body
Terrogator: but aht doesn't matter, I killed them.
Me: up to you dude, I can't force you to play fiar.
Me: if you play rotten, then you play rotten.
Terrogator: first ovetr all, I don't lie, ****** or steal, so I will pay you back.
Me: cool now would be good
Terrogator: but these insultar constantly delayin g when I feel like
Me: I got hacked and I need some cash
Terrogator: giving you 120k.
Me: well, the recordings of this conversation should give me...
Me: and some friends a few laughs maybe.
Me: along with the previous ones.
Terrogator: can I have them? it will get me tired?
Me: it will get you tired?
Me: eh, this is pointless. cya around I have some stuff to do.
Kind of pathetic huh? I took him off my friends list for a while and put private chat to friends only. We've had tons of conversations like these, kind of funny actually. These where the only ones I recorded, to bad really. Some of them where much better. =]
PS: He is a member now by the way, he was logged on a p2p world within the last month, I saw him.
Terrogator: but either way, this is only a game, not realy, but real people.
Me: real people, real and binding agreements.
Terrogator: That *******ares about.
Me: You've told me twice you hate me and five+ times you won't pay me back.
Terrogator: correction, I said you hate me 3 times, and I won't pay you back 6 times.
Me: Correction noted.
Following the above conversation...
Me: ok, you owe me a d-long and a r-pick.
Terrogator: no I don't.
Me: yes you do.
Terrogator: Let me guess, your angry over a game.
Me: No, I'm a bit disappointed in you though.
Me: Like I said, I thought I could trust you.
Terrogator: yeah some bs like that.
Terrogator: whatever then and I thought you where of this earth
Me: aren't i?
Terrogator: probably not.
Me: wow, I didn't know I was an alien. cool!
Terrogator: alright and I don't know you didn't want to be friends.
This happened after I told him I wouldn't enter into any trade deals with him until after he paid me back.
Terrogator: but we can't though from what you said.
Me: I know, sorry. =\
Me: we can deal if you pay me back.
Terrogator: Yeah, in other words, no more trading, so we can't trade at all anymore.
Me: well, you did steal 120k worth of stuff from me.
Terrogator: oh, from now on, whenever you say that, I'm not talking to you.
Me: that's your choice.
Terrogator: although you are trying to destroy our friendship, we still chat huh?
Me: certainly.
Me: since I'm not trying to destroy our friendship, we can chat.
Terrogator: at least, unless you want to destroy something else?
Terrogator: you can't trust me, so why would I trust you especially in the wildy.
Me: because I'm a sworn anti-pker and I don't backstab folks.
Terrogator: if I saw you.
Me: you'd die if you tried.
Terrogator: well, actually, in that case, I would have someone else do it.
Terrogator: that wierd dude he's a lvl-88.
Me: heck, let's have a war. I know several lvl-100s. =]
Terrogator: but I couldn't possibly be that mad at you.
Me: This could be fun.
Terrogator: f u
Me: lol
This one kind of got hilarious. I have no clue if WG would show for something like this or not, would have been cool though. =]
Terrogator: so, nice weather huh?
Terrogator: perfect for swimming would you say?
Me: actually, it's pretty nasty in the abyss.
Terrogator: well, why don't we both go over there, I have some friends that can get nasty if they need to.
Me: don't we all.
Terrogator: and lets clear the area of pkers.
Me: I can probably call up 10-20 lvl 85-110s in a days notice, u?
Me: my clan doesn't like pkers that much
Terrogator: they are always in the wilderness?
Me: 'course not
Terrogator: these are kind of like you guys except they protect people for a small charge
Me: these guys only charge the chance to kill pkers
Terrogator: with those big hammer things
Me: granite mauls? we'll slaughter them. =]
Terrogator: because you're bringing them up against us in a war?
Me: why would I do that?
Terrogator: just saying, maybe with them, your group will be even bigger.
Terrogator: is that what you where planning? geez
Me: of course not, I was responding to your threats.
Terrogator: threats? oh it's on.
Me: lol
Terrogator: ask your guys if they're willing to go up against the strength of the wg's.
Terrogator: wilderness guardians rule the wildy dude. =]
Me: they're not my guys, they're just pk guards.
Me: they're probably our allies then.
Terrogator: you seem to be able to
Terrogator: duhh I said that
Me: lol
This one followed him accusing me of being rude when I told him I was hacked and it cost me the same amount of cash he owes me to replace stuff I had from other people (which is true).
Terrogator: that was what you just said
Me: me telling you to stick it would be rude, but I'm not k?
Me: and I wont.
Terrogator: then don't even go there
Me: just said I wouldn't
Terrogator: sure, also acting like I have to give you 120k.
Me: you're a wierd little man terrogator.
Me: you take my stuff and then don't give it back
Me: then you yell at me for wanting it back
Terrogator: no I'm not, these are freaking words, I'm laughing.
Me: you wheren't laughing last time when you said f u
Terrogator: no, I was constantly laughing
Terrogator: I had to stop playing for a bit to get some water.
Me: cut the **** and face the fact that you stole my stuff.
Terrogator: no not really, because you clearly gave it to me
Terrogator: but nevermind that
Me: I loaned it to you, bit difference there
Me: you said you'd give it back when you where a member again
Me: you are now
Terrogator: no I'm not, I'm in a free world.
Terrogator: and I'll give it back whenever I'm a member for 1 year.
Terrogator: just to make your real life happy.
Me: lol
Me: you think I'm actually mad?
Me: I'm just disappointed that you'd rob me.
Me: I trusted you dude.
Me: and you stabbed me in the bank.
Terrogator: ha, the words coming up so slow make it seem like it.
Me: ?
Terrogator: also, I never stabed anyone in the back.
Terrogator: except with a battleaxe when they picked up a rune plate body
Terrogator: but aht doesn't matter, I killed them.
Me: up to you dude, I can't force you to play fiar.
Me: if you play rotten, then you play rotten.
Terrogator: first ovetr all, I don't lie, ****** or steal, so I will pay you back.
Me: cool now would be good
Terrogator: but these insultar constantly delayin g when I feel like
Me: I got hacked and I need some cash
Terrogator: giving you 120k.
Me: well, the recordings of this conversation should give me...
Me: and some friends a few laughs maybe.
Me: along with the previous ones.
Terrogator: can I have them? it will get me tired?
Me: it will get you tired?
Me: eh, this is pointless. cya around I have some stuff to do.
Kind of pathetic huh? I took him off my friends list for a while and put private chat to friends only. We've had tons of conversations like these, kind of funny actually. These where the only ones I recorded, to bad really. Some of them where much better. =]
PS: He is a member now by the way, he was logged on a p2p world within the last month, I saw him.